Celebutards : Hollywood hacks, limousine liberals, pandering politicians who are destroying America! / Andrea Peyser.

Includes index.

Examines the lives and opinions of some of the well-known celebrities of popular culture, discussing their narcissism and attention-seeking behaviors and the limitations of their expertise on many of the issues they advocate for.

The Penn isn't Mightier than the sword / Sean Penn-- An inconvenient goof / Al Gore-- Patron saint of stupidity / Barbra Streisand-- Clooney Tunes / George Clooney-- They put the bull in Durham/ Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins-- Chumps like us / Bruce Springsteen-- The Bimbo Summit/ Paris, Britney and Lindsay-- All i wanna do is have some dumb / Sheryl Crow-- All the wrong moves / Tom Cruise-- Crapping out, one baby at time / Brangelina-- Bowling for Cheeseburgers / Michael Moore-- Desperately seeking sanity / Madonna-- I'm not anti-semitic; i just hate jews / Jimmy Carter-- The coloer green / Oprah Winfrey-- All the news that's sh't print / The New York Times-- The mouth that roared / Rossie O'Donnell-- Church your ignorance / Laurie David-- Live from celebutard row / Mumia Abu-Jamal-- Sheehan is unbelieving / Cindy Sheehan-- Attack of the Bloviator / Alec Baldwin-- Wicked eitch of the west wing / Hillary Clinton-- Sharpie and Shifty / The revs. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson-- Pe-lousy / Nancy Pelosi-- Dying is easy, comedy is hard / Bill Maher-- In the sweet by and bias / Katie Couric-- Domestic Dominatrix/ Martha Stewart-- Raider of a lost art / Steven Spielberg-- Everybody must get stoned / Sharon Stone-- The left wing / Martin Sheen-- Curious George / George Soros-- Shadow of a Dowd / Maureen Dowd-- King of the Nanny State / Michael Bloomberg-- Town without Pity / Brattleboro, Vermont-- Dishonorable mention: Other folks who drive us to drink but don't rate an entire chapter / Al Franke, Noam Chomsky, Dan Rather, Christiane Amanpour, Aaron Sorkin Ted Kennedy, Woody Allen, Robert Redford, Rod Meathead, Reiner, Jerry Seinfeld, Keith Olbermann, Arianna Huffington, Jane Hano Jane Fonda- Thought I forgot about these clebutards? guess again.